thenameisfer

kelseylatham:

Video from my gif!

officialunitedstates

officialunitedstates:

my favorite part of any trip to mcdonalds is the sudden and unavoidable flashbacks to the time when I got stuck in the slide for 5.5 hours and the staff had to slide down mcnuggets so I could keep up my energy while they cut the slide in half with a hacksaw.  half-slide is still there, haunting me and the other kids who sudden fall through a hole halfway through their journey down

crazyshitithinkabout

sharapwna:

ventai:

HE HAS RETURNED

the prostitute though lmao

lol at how the ‘prostitute’ is walking away to Dick’s….